'Ere

Mits writes: There are a few too many photos of my scrawny grey sister on this 'ere blog. Pay me some attention for a change.

Bows

Collectively, we consider it an honour to be number three on Google for 'feline constipation and farting'. We also imagine that the person who Googled 'black girls' and got us as number one on their search may have been a bit disappointed. Or at least we hope so.

Helpful

Rosa writes: I've just bitten an estate agent.

Peculiarities

Most cats kill their prey/toy prey by biting. Do I have the only two in the world that drown it in their waterbowl?

And Rosa has just eaten, with a certain semblance of enjoyment, some of my toenail clippings. This may be the most repellent thing you've read all year.

Muscles

I was woken briefly last night by a crash from the kitchen. When I got up to investigate I found that *someone* had chucked a piece of Le Creuset on the floor. How can one 8lb cat shift a pot that I can barely lift?