Sunday, November 26, 2006

Mewmew

The girls have been tagged by CB, which is somewhat foolhardy of her, to provide five interesting facts about themselves. I shall be in the sitting room while I leave them to do some typing.

Rosa writes:
1 I'M IN UR BLOG, ERASING UR POSTS. Oh hang on, it's my blog. Drat.

2 I'm GSE's favourite. She only picked the furry blimp because she ticked all the boxes of being biggest kitten, healthiest eater etc. When I laid the 'adoring gaze special' on her, she couldn't resist. She had to have me too.

I've never had to do the 'adoring gaze special' again.

3 I love eating bubble wrap. Occasionally I do a shrink wrapped poo. That really freaks GSE out.

4 The best thing I ever ate was a Louis Vuitton Damier handbag. That particular friend has never visited again.

5 I love my sister really. Her blimp like stomach makes a lovely pillow and she does keep my bottom clean.


Mits writes:
1 I'm GSE's favourite. She picked me first and my scrawny sister only got to come home because I need someone to play with.

2 My biggest ambition is to go out. Those cars look really interesting. So far, the furthest I've got to is the ground floor of our block of flats before GSE caught me and took me upstairs again. One day.

3 I have a little voice. You wouldn't believe I was Siamese most of the time. But when I want to I can yowl with the best of them but the trouble is it makes me lose my voice entirely.

4 I have trouble telling the difference between GSE and the rest of the furniture. She doesn't like it when I run across her head.

5 I love my sister really. She lets me eat all her food even though she flatly refuses to keep my bottom clean.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

How it's done

As a member of ISO/IEC JTC1/SC17/WG8 UK Panel Contactless cards, I am of course keen to promote standardisation activities and I was therefore thrilled to discover that there is now a new Internet naming protocol for cat photos which I will from henceforth endeavour to adhere to. So here goes:



I'M IN UR DRAWER, MESSIN UR SHEETZ