Feet

Amongst their many peculiarities, the cats seem to have a thing about human feet. Mits likes picking them up with both paws and nibbling all along them, just like a corn on the cob. Rosa prefers wrapping her arms round them and using her rear feet to disembowel them, while simultaneously maintaining significant eye contact.

My take on this was that they are furry little freaks until it occurred to me that I have a bit of a thing about the feline footsie myself. After all, they are uncommonly cute. Just look at Rosa's foot and tell me that it isn't the most adorable thing you've seen in a while.

Perhaps cats feel the same way about human feet?

IM ON UR GEORGIAN CHAIR, PEEING IN UR UPHOLSTERY

I'm having one of those moments when felines could be viewed as a mixed blessing. Still, £75 to re-upholster a chair isn't bad. I suppose.