Mmmm

Have I gone completely mad, poisoned by cat poo fumes? Click here to find out.

Hidden

Someone (ie a feline someone) has been sick in the hall. I can smell it, I just can't find it. Doggamit. On balance, this is worse than the sneakily hidden poo.

Anyone want two sets of sphincters with a bit of fur arranged round the outside?

Hog slaughter

Rosa writes: The pig attacked first. Honest.

'Snot like anyone needs two ears anyway.

Aww