A quality bit of catting, right there

INT. GSE's kitchen. Day

British Gas repair man (visibly shaken): Your cats, they keep staring at me.

FADE

Morning trajectory

Get up
Stretch
Crap on floor
Scream for breakfast
Eat breakfast
Kick contents of litter tray around for a bit
Do not stop to wash feet
Sit on GSE's newspaper while she is reading it
Consider request to move
Exit by walking through her dish of yogurt
Walk across her lap, leaving yogurt all over her only pair of clean trousers
Wipe feet on carpet
Point
Laugh