Morning trajectory
Get up
Stretch
Crap on floor
Scream for breakfast
Eat breakfast
Kick contents of litter tray around for a bit
Do not stop to wash feet
Sit on GSE's newspaper while she is reading it
Consider request to move
Exit by walking through her dish of yogurt
Walk across her lap, leaving yogurt all over her only pair of clean trousers
Wipe feet on carpet
Point
Laugh
Stretch
Crap on floor
Scream for breakfast
Eat breakfast
Kick contents of litter tray around for a bit
Do not stop to wash feet
Sit on GSE's newspaper while she is reading it
Consider request to move
Exit by walking through her dish of yogurt
Walk across her lap, leaving yogurt all over her only pair of clean trousers
Wipe feet on carpet
Point
Laugh
posted by GreatSheElephant at 11:57 AM
3 Comments:
i'm laughing my ass off, but that's only because it wasn't me.
cats. *sigh*
thank goodness we have a fur allergy in this house, that's all I can say. Saves lots of awkwardness with furry pets.
Sylvia, you are missing out on one of life's greatest joys.
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