Bored? Weary?

Has crapping on the floor lost its anarchic edge?

Try something new! It's easy! It's fun! It makes GSE cry!

Just follow these simple instructions:

1. Crap in the tray.
2. On exiting the tray, jump briskly, landing with all your considerable weight on the edge of the tray.
3. Get out of the way sharpish.
4. Watch the tray tip, catapulting litter and poo in a graceful arc yards across the room.

Best done at night.