More bedtime trauma

We've had the pushing me out of bed, we've had the forcing me into the splits. The latest manoeuvre is known as the straitjacket. This is produced by one cat on one side of me and the other on the other, both on top of the covers. This has the effect of stretching the covers so tightly over me that I am completely unable to either change position or move my arms.

In the ensuing silence, if you really concentrate, you can hear the sound of feline sniggering.