A new reality show pitch

Mits says, "That camouflage print bag of yours? I don't like it so I just gokked wan up on it."

In which a four legged team of style arbiters express their displeasure at your poor taste in accessories by vomiting on said accessories.

It's called 'What not to... bleah'.

Any takers?

Ah, the sound of claws on antique mahogany

What exactly is the attraction of ripping beading off cupboards, Rosa?

Does anyone know a good antiques restorer?