DO NOT WANT
Mits writes:
If she gets even a single drop more of that liquid paraffin near me, her death will be prolonged and unpleasant.
I made it quite clear that I wouldn't eat my food if she added any. So she put it on my paw. My paw! Two and a half years I've put into this relationship and she puts paraffin on my paw.
So what that my bottom was bleeding. Doesn't bother me.
If she gets even a single drop more of that liquid paraffin near me, her death will be prolonged and unpleasant.
I made it quite clear that I wouldn't eat my food if she added any. So she put it on my paw. My paw! Two and a half years I've put into this relationship and she puts paraffin on my paw.
So what that my bottom was bleeding. Doesn't bother me.
posted by GreatSheElephant at 12:43 AM
7 Comments:
Will she eat prunes?
let me get this straight? your cat tore her own ass apart taking a giant, hard shit, so your vet prescribed waxing her turds to ease the passage?
i'm honestly not sure if i should laugh or cry at this point.
i think i'll laugh, since it's neither my cat nor my ass.
just out of curiosity, what does she eat? sounds like she might just need a cat food with a higher fiber content.
Can you cast the paraffin in the shape of bubble wrap?
My cat had the same problem: paraffin was disgusting and she didn't want to take it. Actually, one little bit too much of it and you have the reverse problem on your hands... and carpet and everywhere else.
I solved it by giving her yeast extract. Not Marmite -that's too salty, but Natex (the reduced salt version). You buy it in Holland & Barrett and you give your poor pussycat a dollop of it (like half a teaspoon) twice a day. Cats absolutely adore yeast extract. Your problem will be to stop your cat from mobbing you. The vet approved it. It's good for their fur too.
Try it.
^^ I think we have a winning solution here.
That sounds fabulous bela - I've had cats in the past who loved yeast tablets so hopefully this will do the trick. It will need to - see the next post.
It is, GSE. Do try it. If, by any chance, it doesn't do the trick, you can always use it yourself on buttered toast (if you like that kind of thing, of course). Wait until Mits gets back to her constipated self before trying it, otherwise...OMG!
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