By mutual agreement

The bedroom door will go back to being firmly closed.

Rosa explains: That woman is just so damn needy. My fat sister may feel differently but if I've been sleeping all day I am not going to lie in one spot all night and 'snuggle', whatever that is. But it's all about her - sleep, sleep, sleep. We've done our best, we've already got her spending most of the day asleep on the sofa with us but she still insists on sleeping at night. It's unreasonable. And she yells at us if we as much as move.

And then she really went and did it. Talk about extreme provocation. An expensive wool rug from Pakistan by her bed. What was she thinking? It stands to reason that I was going to spend all night alternatively kicking the shit out of it and chewing bits off it. Then she had the gall to complain. I mean - rug or cat? Rug or cat? Why would you even care about the rug?

So Mits and I had a quiet chat and we've decided to overnight in the office. We can still help her get up by banging on the door and yelling at 6am but being expected to actually spend the night in there? No more. Forget it. Especially since she's started eating carbs again.